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The PanART Hang & Gubal: Percussion Personifications of Saturn and Satan's Mushroom

In decoding and destructing the logos of numerous satanic Handpan Mafia outfits in the last blog post, I began to wonder, who or what is the root of all of this hell raising handpan heresy. 

I did not have to think long before my intuition told me that Felix Rohner himself lays at the root of the handpan abomination. As the ''creator'' of the hang, he bears the brunt of responsibilty as far as people go. But as this is spiritual warfare we are engaging in at KaribPAN, there are no personal grudges held against Mr. Rohner. 


Ephesians 6 (KJV)

12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.


The hang is a dead instrument, a virtually walking dead, zombie of an instrument, especially in light of the fact that Felix Rohner shelved it and ''laid it to rest'' some time ago. It is a virtual steelpan underworld, in which Felix Rohner has been CROWNED the Boss. The word ''crown'' stems from the ancient Greek, chief Titan ''Chronos'', who was later reincarnated in the Roman Empire under the name ''Saturn''. Chronos had 6 children, 5 of them  whom he ate in order to preserve his power.

The way in which Chronos/Saturn ate his children in order to preserve his status as the king of the titans (gods), is simiilar to the manner in which Felix Rohner has chosen to distance himself from all of his satanic handpan making/tuning children, whom he wants absolutely nothing to do with in order to keep his title as crowned king of the handpan gods.

Felix Rohner has proven that he will bad mouth anything ''handpan'' related in order to preserve his ELite status. ''EL'' is also another ancient name for Saturn. But I am moving way too fast so I will start from the beginning!


When people unfamiliar with the hang see it for the first time, they inevitably say it looks like an UFO. I tend not to disagree with this general impression, but let's delve a little deeper into the main rabbit hole that leads into all the others that have been discussed in previous blog posts!

The satanic symbolism behind the hang is deep, but even when analyzing the face of the symbolism which Felix Rohner admittedly ''created'', we have what is essentially a phyisical, musical personification of Saturn via PanART percussion instruments. 

Compare the following image of a hang with the image of Saturn:



Now lets add a picture with a handpan in tuning RINGS to see if you can get a clearer picture of my gist:



Now that the similarities between a hang/handpan with tuning RINGS and Saturn are clear, let's decode the meaning of Satan, as far as the etymology of the word, which is derived from ''Saturn''.


The website gives a good history on the history behind the name, Satan:


''How the Term Satan Originated

Originally, Satan was nothing other than the planet Saturn in an astrological quality. It was the Egyptian Set, the Egyptian God known as Set, which represented Satan or Saturn.'' provides more in depth information when they say:

''Molech was the Canaanite version of the Egyptian god Set. The god Set was a homosexual god of evil. He was worshipped during ceremonies that involved human sacrifice, cannibalism and homosexual orgies. As the god of destruction, he became the god of the Egyptian military. In ancient Rome, he was worshipped as the god Saturn by the Roman military (often with baptism by blood). Thus we see that Satan (Set, Saturn, Molech etc.) was worshipped by Solomon and his wives as he grew old and senile. This involved heterosexual sex orgies (Ashteroth), homosexual sex orgies (Baal, Set, Satan, Molech), human sacrifice (Molech) and even cannibalism (Set, Molech).


Now that we have established the connection between Saturn and Satan, let's dig a little bit deeper into some facts and history about Saturn:


1. The color black, which represents death is the color of both Saturn and Satan

2. Saturn is the 6th planet from the sun

3. the symbol of Saturn is the 6 pointed star (HEXagram), which I discussed in the last blog post and how when a hexagram is pictured within a circle it is the most evil symbol known to man:

4. SATURNday is the 6th day of the week. 

5. ''Saturnalia was an ancient Roman festival in honour of the deity Saturn, held on 17 December of theJulian calendar and later expanded with festivities through to 23 December. The holiday was celebrated with a sacrifice at the Temple of Saturn, in the Roman Forum, and a public banquet, followed by private gift-giving, continual partying, and a carnival atmosphere that overturned Roman social norms: gambling was permitted, and masters provided table service for their slaves.[1] The poetCatullus called it "the best of days".[2]''

6. Saturnalian Brotherhood:

The Saturnalian Brotherhood  The core of the control over Planet Earth's populance lies in ancient cults. These cults are still in existance to this day. Following the most ancient religions mixed with sexual worship. The main cults are the worship of the Planet Saturn (El), Moon (Isis), Venus (Lucifer) & Sun (Ra).


Hopefully by now you are getting a clear picture of the sinister nature behind the planet Saturn. If not, let's a look at some brand logos that pay homage to Saturn/Satan:


In actuality there are many, many more but hopefully by now you get the idea. 


As the darkside influence on the PanART Hang is clear as well as the fact that it is dead due to it being officially killed/deep sixed by Felix Rohner, it is appropriate that we put the PanART Gubal under a microscope:


As the Hang is a dead instrument, by default, the Gubal, being an instrument born of a dead parent, it is also dead, hence the reason why on first glance, it is eerily similar in appearance to Satan's Mushroom. 

Satan's Mushroom is defined by Wikipedia as:

''Rubroboletus satanas, commonly known as the Satan's bolete is a basidiomycete fungus of the bolete family. It was known scientifically as Boletus satanas until 2014. Found on chalky soil in mixed woodlands in the southern, warmer regions of Europe, it is generally regarded as a poisonous mushroom,''

As Satan's Mushroom is quite naturally a fungus, it does not utitlze photosynthesis in order to feed itself. In a similar way, the Gubal is an instrument that was born out of dark, dead matter i.e. the Hang, and owes its existence to the darkness, not the light. 

The following description of the growth of mushrooms is found here:

            ''Mushrooms as Fungi

  • Related to molds, mushrooms cannot produce their own food through photosynthesis. They require decaying matter from which to draw their nutrients, but some varieties of mushrooms exist on living tree roots from which the mushroom gets its food and returns minerals to the roots of the tree.
    Since they do not conduct photosynthesis, mushrooms do not have the chlorophyll that green plants do. This makes mushrooms capable of growing in the dark as long as they can take advantage of a nearby plant or the decaying remains of one.''


Should the reader reject the obvious similarities between the Gubal and Satan's Mushroom (of all mushrooms), let's take a glance at the notable similarities between the Gubal and the face of the malevolent evil from the Star Wars darkside, Darth Vader:


In closing, I would like to point out that darkness is the extent of Felix Rohner's creativity, as well as the source for his inspiration. The rest of his demonic, handpan making/tuning children are also a part of this dark force that was generated in the steelpan world initially via the PanART Hang.


All of the pagan, demonically inclined handpan makers/tuners mentioned in the last blog post are all students and apprentices of Felix Rohner in one way or another physically or spirtually. This should come as no surpise in light of the evidence. 


However, as there is no honor among thieves, I imagine that there will continue to be divisions and rivalries among the Handpan Mafia, as there are in the Italian Mafia and most other mafias, until the handpan industry either implodes or is destroyed by the Almighty Hand of the Most High. Either way, the handpan industry is doomed and it's fate is apparently sealed.




Revelation 19 (KJV)





19 And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.

20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.























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  • pagan on

    i think …this is a joke right ? Saturn, Darth Vader, fungi forms of life , “The color black”, which represents death is the color of both Saturn and Satan"
    The original sound of the steel pan born from black skin people remember to Ellie Mannette ,you cant vilify something by appearance or color
    please remember the “free will” and “One should not treat others in ways that one would not like to be treated”
    loves from somewhere in the world

  • Admin on

    Dear Furkle,

    All praise is due to the Most High! Have a great day!

  • Furkle Schminkfrond on

    I love this article dude! The way you write, the things you say – they are ALL GLORIOUS! Praise be to KaribPAN – you are the true seeker of truth, amongst the truth-makers in this world plagued and darkened by those evil pan-making sinners.

    I want MORE! Teach me more!!

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